Friday, July 10, 2009

Dear Seth Combs..

Feeling quite bloggy today..
Ok Seth Combs local music aficionado..Sorry but you're a fucking idiot.

Not too sure what makes you a musical expert but you really need to tuck back into whatever hole you crawled out of. You better hold on to that job as long as possible or you may risk becoming a 'nobody' again.
'The Apes of Wrath are the best band in San Diego.'
Ok that statement alone pretty much devalues anything you have to say about music..Good Fucking God..
Please keep us up to date on Nathans next bowel movement...thanks.
'Nathan Williams from Wavves, donning a Chicago Bulls cap and flannel, was in the house'
WOW THAT's FUCKING SWEET I WAS SO CURIOUS AS TO WHAT NATHAN WAS WEARING THAT NIGHT.
On crocs & the SD scene..
'they seemed happy to be back home drinking and basking in the glow of the dozens of lit cigarettes on the smoking patio while the bands played virtually unnoticed inside.'
So you're saying the local scene is full of fucking poseurs and hipsters who don't give a fuck about music...and that is cool...ok
on the coathangers-
'I saw them open up for The Sess years ago at The Tower Bar and even though they were total bitches to me, I still enjoyed their show thoroughly.'
That is because you are a fucking tool. But keep trying and maybe they won't be total bitches to your face anymore.
On a new SD band just getting their live show in order-
'It was clear from Hawaii’s opening song why they don’t have a MySpace account or any music posted. Their live show was a dreadful display, sounding like a group of special-education students covering Captain Beefheart.'
I'm sure your fucking tune will change the second they put out a 7" on Art Fag.
So, good luck local tastemaker. You'll need it.

6 comments:

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  2. Love the blog. Keep up the good work. -S.

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  3. "Seth is the nicest guy on earth." -Emma Rose Olsen, age 5

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  4. ah yes, the innocence of a five year old girl. totally relevant.

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  5. seth is the coolest douchebag on wheels.just wait fucko, he grows on you like mold. seth combs IS the new ...seth combs!(thought i was gonna say troy johnson didnt you? no im post ironic and WAAAY over both your heads). and for my part i just love to see an open dialogue developing here. viva la internet. speak your mind while you have one and you still can .let the healing begin. love dD

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  6. hahaha.. seth is an alright guy.... but he does know some of his local shit.

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